All I can do is dream
Welcome! This is my blog because I don't have a life... I'm so sorry

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chill

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yo-mammadelrey:

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deatheatrs:

introducing: tumblr users being smooth as fuck

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded


clearlypositive:

do you ever wanna talk about a thing but you know you already talk about it too much and your friends are sick of hearing about it so instead you just hold it all inside you and constantly feel like you’re gonna burst?

keyblade-of-aslam:

This magic keeps me alive                      
But, it's making me crazy                     
And, I need to save you                     
But, who's going to save me?          
Please forgive me             
For whatever I do                
When I don't remember you...-Simon Petrikov (Ice King).

keyblade-of-aslam:

This magic keeps me alive                      
But, it's making me crazy                     
And, I need to save you                     
But, who's going to save me?          
Please forgive me             
For whatever I do                
When I don't remember you...

-Simon Petrikov (Ice King).

kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

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15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.


stability:

*annoying fifth grader voice*

haha spell icup

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casfucker:

finnickle-frackle:

mishas face.

JARED’S FACE


jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

fakestan:

PLEASE

fakestan:

PLEASE

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thequeenvevo:

she got her