All I can do is dream
Welcome! This is my blog because I don't have a life... I'm so sorry

(Source: mcerafan)


spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….


reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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(Source: greatjaggi)


howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(Source: katapuhka)

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like this

omg

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like this

omg

(Source: royalbloood)

featuringod:

ratedmirr:

i wasnt ready

jesus

featuringod:

ratedmirr:

i wasnt ready

jesus

(Source: 17yr)

(Source: odd-goblin)


lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????