All I can do is dream
Welcome! This is my blog because I don't have a life... I'm so sorry

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nbchannibal:

*whispers* graduated cylinder

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becausebirds:

chiltonomics:

owls-only:

An owl landed in a bar

deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?

WHAT IS THIS STRANGE PLACE

becausebirds:

chiltonomics:

owls-only:

An owl landed in a bar

deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?

WHAT IS THIS STRANGE PLACE

lucifurfluffypants:

Mom took me to a pet boutique. I found pillows. I like pillows. Pillows are good.

lucifurfluffypants:

Mom took me to a pet boutique. I found pillows. I like pillows. Pillows are good.

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

mecto-amorous:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE

lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

mecto-amorous:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE

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strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

londowney:


They’ve been married since 2005, though he flirts with her like they’re just dating — and picks on her like they’re in grade school.

Happy 9th Anniversary, Robert & Susan! — 27 August 2005

londowney:

They’ve been married since 2005, though he flirts with her like they’re just dating — and picks on her like they’re in grade school.

Happy 9th Anniversary, Robert & Susan! — 27 August 2005


umbriss:

yunglapras:

i hate that “LOL SO IF WOMEN ARE EQUAL CAN I PUNCH YOU” shit bc 1 in 3 women are abused

y’all are already punching us

the issue is that we’d like you to stop

Also if the first thing your mind goes to is “now I can punch women with no repercussions fucking sweet!” MAYBE YOU HAVE ISSUES

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fishingboatproceeds:

fishingboatproceeds:

This is my chair on The Fault in Our Stars movie set.
I can’t believe this is happening, but cameras just started rolling.
I want you to know that everyone—and there are like a hundred people here—is working very hard to make this a great movie.
Yay wow yay wow.

One year ago today.

fishingboatproceeds:

fishingboatproceeds:

This is my chair on
The Fault in Our Stars movie set.

I can’t believe this is happening, but cameras just started rolling.

I want you to know that everyone—and there are like a hundred people here—is working very hard to make this a great movie.

Yay wow yay wow.

One year ago today.

gwheeler:

My kind of comedy