All I can do is dream
Welcome! This is my blog because I don't have a life... I'm so sorry

(Source: orangeskins)


endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrinez)


princess-neville:

making fun of girls for having “daddy issues” is literally the most illogically cruel thing i can think of haha “hey you! your dad sucked! i bet that really impacted your life and the way you form relationships with other people lmfao fuckin loser” 


landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(Source: monodoh)


usingtimewisely:

the kid who volunteers to read and can’t pronounce 90% of the words.

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hungarian:

if i don’t talk to myself who will


crimewave420:

unregistered-hypercam2:

all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful

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grrrlfever:

if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me

not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego

(Source: lesbolution)

brooklynncalifornia:

how to get gays’ attention

brooklynncalifornia:

how to get gays’ attention


jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.


thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have


foodchewer:

newzealandprince:

foodchewer:

its almost midnight you know what that means..

That it’s almost midnight

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